Dear Facebook, please warn the people who keep sending me
stupid requests to play stupid games on FB; I have zero interest in joining or
playing them. Please STOP sending me requests or I will delete this fake-book
from my notebook. That is all. Thank you
Don't be fooled that inbox is private
Don't be fooled that inbox is private and secure enough.
They will report your message as spam or abuse and you will be blocked from
sending messages. Enjoy Facebook with knowledge and responsibility.
Don't be lied by Facebook
Don't be lied by Facebook that "People you may
know" if you don't know them, they will ignore your request and Facebook
will ask them if they know you and when they say no you will be blocked from
sending requests.
Don't be fooled by Facebook
Don't be fooled by Facebook that "what’s on your
mind" and you start posting all the stupid stuff in your head. We will
report you to Facebook and they will block you from posting.
Dear Facebook, It might be best
Dear Facebook, It might be best for both of our reputations
if you altered the suggested friends I see to not be 90% unmarried women I am
old enough to have fathered. Neither of us needs stalker problems.
Please read with awareness
Please read with awareness:
- Our Facebook accounts are rental
- Girls using Facebook are mental
- Social networks situation is sentimental
- All FB statuses are incremental
- Only my status is gentle
Dear Karma, I don't want to be greedy
Dear Karma, I don't want to be greedy, but I would like to
have a little return. I mean, I think I’m more good than bad, more sympathetic
than cruel, more generous than stingy. Just something!
Social Media Rule #32
Social Media Rule #32: If you have to share it before you
can see it, hear it or read it then it's probably crap and you're probably an
idiot for falling for it.
The 3 things most women can agree
The 3 things most
women can agree on are:
1. Scandal
2. Best Man Holiday
3. Not shutting up, ever
Before you judge me, please understand
Before you judge me, please understand why I do the things I
do first. Every single thing I do is for a purpose. People quickly judge other
people from what other people say. Not even knowing the overall purpose of
their goals. Everyone do me do me a favor and stop criticizing and stereotyping
me in a certain category. I am learning something new everyday to make my
situation better and life better then yours.
I would like to publicly apologies
I would like to publicly apologies for my actions today lads
I promise I will not be listening to Justin Bieber ever again and I hope this
apology will suffice for the terrible sin I have committed.
You know you're getting old when
You know you're getting old when you go to an engagement
party where you only know the grooms and air in a corner re-logging into every
app you just reloaded on your iPhone instead of talking to people.
Wow, I don't have a single Facebook friend
Wow, I don't have a single Facebook friend with a birthday
today.
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