Dear Facebook, please warn the people

Dear Facebook, please warn the people who keep sending me stupid requests to play stupid games on FB; I have zero interest in joining or playing them. Please STOP sending me requests or I will delete this fake-book from my notebook. That is all. Thank you

Don't be fooled that inbox is private

Don't be fooled that inbox is private and secure enough. They will report your message as spam or abuse and you will be blocked from sending messages. Enjoy Facebook with knowledge and responsibility.

Don't be lied by Facebook

Don't be lied by Facebook that "People you may know" if you don't know them, they will ignore your request and Facebook will ask them if they know you and when they say no you will be blocked from sending requests. 

Don't be fooled by Facebook

Don't be fooled by Facebook that "what’s on your mind" and you start posting all the stupid stuff in your head. We will report you to Facebook and they will block you from posting. 

Dear Facebook, It might be best

Dear Facebook, It might be best for both of our reputations if you altered the suggested friends I see to not be 90% unmarried women I am old enough to have fathered. Neither of us needs stalker problems.

Please read with awareness

Please read with awareness:
  1. Our Facebook accounts are rental
  2. Girls using Facebook are mental
  3. Social networks situation is sentimental 
  4. All FB statuses are incremental
  5. Only my status is gentle

Dear Karma, I don't want to be greedy

Dear Karma, I don't want to be greedy, but I would like to have a little return. I mean, I think I’m more good than bad, more sympathetic than cruel, more generous than stingy. Just something!

Social Media Rule #32

Social Media Rule #32: If you have to share it before you can see it, hear it or read it then it's probably crap and you're probably an idiot for falling for it.

The 3 things most women can agree

The 3 things most women can agree on are:
1. Scandal
2. Best Man Holiday

3. Not shutting up, ever

Before you judge me, please understand

Before you judge me, please understand why I do the things I do first. Every single thing I do is for a purpose. People quickly judge other people from what other people say. Not even knowing the overall purpose of their goals. Everyone do me do me a favor and stop criticizing and stereotyping me in a certain category. I am learning something new everyday to make my situation better and life better then yours.

I would like to publicly apologies

I would like to publicly apologies for my actions today lads I promise I will not be listening to Justin Bieber ever again and I hope this apology will suffice for the terrible sin I have committed.

You know you're getting old when

You know you're getting old when you go to an engagement party where you only know the grooms and air in a corner re-logging into every app you just reloaded on your iPhone instead of talking to people.

Wow, I don't have a single Facebook friend

Wow, I don't have a single Facebook friend with a birthday today.