Facebook is like clothing. You can dress yourself up any way
you want and come out looking like a million bucks. But if the people looking
at the profile could see what's in the inbox and synced pictures, they'll
understand that the outside and the inside don't always match. The book is more
than the cover.
Sometimes you just got to say oh well
Sometimes you just got to say oh well... When words just
don't seem to really express what you really think.
Some people just don't want to understand you
Some people just don't want to understand you so they take
everything you say way to personal. Like come on Sony question my integrity, if
you know me like you say you do, or care learn how to just be there. Not
everything will come out at the same damn time people need to process their
emotions especially men, it's not that easy all the time.
Your whole social media network activity
Your whole social media network activity describes you for
who you are! Be careful with what you post, upload, like and share. Don’t go
giving the wrong idea to people.
People will show you their Facebook status
People will show you their Facebook status, but do not be
fooled, look at their character, it will speak volumes.
I am friends with 98% of my ex's
I am friends with 98% of my ex's. Most relationships ended
on a good note, and some of those that didn't we ended up forgiving each other
later in life and still stay in touch. I am currently married and I can tell
that when I talk to certain ex's (the more serious ones) that he gets a little
jealous, but I just assure him that they are ex's for a reason. We have not had
issues over any of it.
Each season of American Horror Story starts
Each season of American Horror Story starts off strong, and
then declines throughout the middle of the season, and by the end you're just
like: "What in the heck did I just watch? I don't know how I feel about
this. It is nothing like how it started".
I’m from the New York where the girls think
I’m from the New York where the girls think they are from
the Hollywood and the Niggas think they're from the Chicago.
Because men and women are equal
Because men and women are equal so, to say that women should
remain quiet in a man's presence is ridiculous.
It’s Hilarious when a girl posts loyalty quotes
It’s Hilarious when a girl posts loyalty quotes,
relationship quotes, and Love quotes on Facebook status when they don’t even do
any of those things themselves.
I don't know why you girls start shouting
I don't know why you girls start shouting out and run away when
you see a rat, cockroach or spider. They are just going to jump in your mouth
when you are sleeping anyways.
When you don't know - ASK!
When you don't know - ASK! Women ask for direction and
answers all the time. Men will just continue to be wrong, but proud.
Day one of no smoking
Day one of no smoking, let’s see how this goes. It will be
amazing if I don’t kill someone.
People that think they know me
People that think they know me may be quick to give a list
of what they feel are the saddest moments of my life. Let me tell you right
now, Facebook, and my deepest and darkest secret. The saddest moment in my life
happened at 11:34 pm when I poured myself some cereal and then added some milk;
after taking the first bite I found out that the milk was spoiled. My life has
never been the same since.
I think I'm going to hold myself hostage
I think I'm going to hold myself hostage one day and ask
ransom for like a million dollars.
You ever wish you were like 3 again
You ever wish you were like 3 again so you could truly say
what you think and people just call it innocence.
When a jeep load of girls
When a jeep load of girls drives by the bus waving and
screaming at you....I love my life.
I wish life was like an episode of Looney Tunes
I wish life was like an episode of Looney Tunes.... So I
could drop a boulder on somebody or blow them up with dynamite and it couldn't
do nothing but hurt their pride.
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